Happy Friday the 13th! What? You don’t make note of that unluckiest of days? The day that it is estimated that upwards of $900 million will be lost because some people won’t fly or conduct business as they normally would? Tsk. I know you’re too smart for that. Personally, I just think happy thoughts and wear something sparkly to ward off the evil spirits. Evil spirits HATE happy thoughts and stay as far away from them as possible. Also, they have terrible eyesight, so if you wear something sparkly, when they see you, all they see is a blur of light. Look at something sparkly, like your engagement ring, you lucky girl! Now, squint. See? Mine looks like a flashlight in the shower.
So, you know, Friday the 13th is only unlucky if you believe it to be so. Feeding energy into anything bad is enough to bring it on, something about the reaction of the consciousness grids and the grid harmonics. I don’t know nuttin’ ’bout no grid harmonics, but evidently, Earth is on the edge of a planetary awakening. Yeah, I didn’t know that, either. Sounds like the Age of Aquarius back in the late ’60s. This harmonic shift event is scheduled for July 7, 2007 (7/07/07) and we’ll be "propelled from limitation and fear into unconditional love with the resonating harmonic shift into our perceptual fields of awareness." Wow. I wonder if Hallmark makes Harmonic Shift Day cards.
Other things you can do to ward off evil spirits include wearing something red. Personally, red isn’t my color. I love red, but it makes me look like a sore thumb. But, a pretty red slip works, too. The evil spirits may have bad eyesight, but they can FEEL red! Let’s see, garlic is for vampires, but evil spirits don’t like garlic, either. They like to fly under the radar. Carry your lucky (whatever). Or proclaim your locket or earrings or shoes as your protection today from evil spirits. You have the power! It’s actually a very simple ceremony. Like this: "I hereby proclaim thee, my black Italian leather slides with the 3/4 inch diamonds surrounded by 15 smaller diamonds and the 1 1/2 inch kitten heels to protect me from evil spirits today." See? Very easy.
No matter what safeguards you employ today, the most important of them all is to think happy thoughts. In the worst case, if you can’t think happy thoughts, don’t verbalize them. Evil spirits have excellent senses of hearing!
The Dove Lady thinks using hand signals to convey unhappy thoughts is cowardly, juvenile and ig’nant.